isleptwithyourbias:

exo:

baekhyun:

best-of-funny:

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

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cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today